Here are 10 Christmas-themed dad jokes
- Why did Santa’s helper go to school?
Because he wanted to learn “elf”-abet! - What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause! - What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music! - How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
He uses Claus-tarch! - Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was “picking” his nose! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his “wrap” skills! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf”-esteem! - What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
I hope these bring a smile to your face!