Here are 10 Christmas-themed dad jokes
- Why did Santa’s helper go to school?
Because he wanted to learn “elf”-abet!
- What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
- What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
- How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
He uses Claus-tarch!
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was “picking” his nose!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his “wrap” skills!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
- Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf”-esteem!
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
I hope these bring a smile to your face!