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Christmas Jokes by Hilarious Dad

Here are 10 Christmas-themed dad jokes

  1. Why did Santa’s helper go to school?
    Because he wanted to learn “elf”-abet!
  2. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
    Santa Pause!
  3. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
    Wrap music!
  4. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
    He uses Claus-tarch!
  5. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
    He was “picking” his nose!
  6. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
  7. Why did Santa go to music school?
    Because he wanted to improve his “wrap” skills!
  8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
  9. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
    Because he had low “elf”-esteem!
  10. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    “Do you smell carrots?”

I hope these bring a smile to your face!

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