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Fourth of July Dad Jokes

  1. Fourth of July Jokes

2. What did one American flag say to the other flag?
“Nothing, it just waved!”
3. Why did the firecracker go to school?
To get “lit”-erature!
4. How does the Statue of Liberty greet people on the Fourth of July?
5. What do you call a hot dog that wins a race on Independence Day?
A “wiener”!
6. Why do fireworks love telling jokes?
Because they have a “blast”!
7. What do you get when you cross a patriot with a small vegetable garden?
Yankee Doodle Dandy-lion!
8. Why did the bald eagle sit on the clock?
To be on “time”!
9. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards on the Fourth of July?
A receding “hare”-line!
10. Why did the Fourth of July party go to therapy?
It had too many “fire-works”!

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